
taken last year at one of the many pageants we hold at our school – but at least that one involved older girls
I loathe basing a woman’s value on her appearance. Worse still is doing it to a young girl. Worse still is being an official judge for the beauty pageant known as Miss Newcomer 2012.
Here are these young girls—13, 14, 15—getting leered at by people of all ages. Countless men were there holding up their cell phones for pictures and videos. The swimwear competition was actually the girls walking around in their bras, because most of them apparently don’t have swimsuits. I realize a bra is no more revealing than a bikini top, but it feels so much worse. I didn’t want to look.
I don’t know what the worst part of the evening was. Was it how the tickets say it starts at 7, but it didn’t start till 8:45, nor finish till 11:30? Was it how a performance of this simple, repetitive dance style they all love makes the kids scream as if it’s Elvis’ pelvis…when to me it looks utterly boring? Was it how some of the catwalks were agonizingly slow and we just wanted to get on with it already? Was it how the dining hall has wooden floors and every sound echoes, so you can’t hear what the girls answer for the question segment—the only part worthwhile, to me?
No. I know what the worst part was.
It was our very own “wardrobe malfunction” a la Janet Jackson at that old Super Bowl performance. I thought I was uncomfortable just watching underage girls in their bras. Little did I realize how much worse things could be.
(Some of these kids are from the Himba tribe, where women are topless all the time. Moreover, Namibians have explained to me that shoulders, cleavage, and even breasts are no big deal—but when you show leg it’s really scandalous. Nevertheless, the audience was mortified. The poor girl had no idea her strapless dress had sunk too low. As I was averting my eyes from her, I was watching the reaction of everyone else. That’s how I could glean that, Himbas or not, this was horrifying.)
The icing on the cake was at the very end, when the same girl with the wardrobe malfunction thought she’d been called as one of the ten finalists. So she started to come forward before realizing her number had not been called. And thus her humiliation was complete.
I rushed home as soon as the show was over and wished I could go to sleep and never wake up. Before I fell asleep, though, I prayed the prayer Jesus warns against:
“God, thank you thank you thank you that that’s not me.”
(Luke 18:11, AP)